Sunday, May 29, 2011

It's a new day, a new dawn,a new life.......and I'm feeling good.


Mr President, here we stand at the start of a new dawn and stare down the barrels of history. We have yet again been presented with the opportunity to turn around this drifting barge called Nigeria. I am not sure how many more chances we will get. We have had the fairest elections in our history despite a few hiccups here and there. It is now time to stop looking back and face our front. I know many sages and those much wiser than me (yes there are a few) have said it but just to reiterate and remind you Sir, our newly elected President, of OUR priority list.

1. Power. Give us a constant power supply. I hear and see, that inroads are being made to privatise this sector which will make things better for US however I do not expect the current stakeholders who benefit greatly from the lack of power in the country to give up that fight easily. Mr President sir, this is one of those things that is non-negotiable. IT MUST BE DONE. You must take the fight to them on our behalf. Damn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead.

2. Corruption. I will not join the bandwagon clamouring for a total end to corruption as that is very naive. Corruption exists in all countries and at all levels. No Sir, what I am asking for is to allow the forces that are fighting corruption free rein to get into the ring without their hands tied behind their back. We have several agencies that given the green light from you would make a severe dent in corrupt practices. It has been done before. It can be done again. However they need your full support and approval. Sir,again this is non negotiable.

3. Natural resources - Sir, between the resources buried deep in the soil and the resources above ground Nigeria is one of the most blessed countries with an abundance of both. Maybe due to this abundance we have been profligate to date with them. Now is the time to actually harness and manage them properly. We need to firstly develop our large youth population and give them a direction in life. For most, if not all, their lives so far all they have faced into is a world of corruption, greed, cronyism, unemployment and carnage. Sir, you have it within you to show them a different way of life. Surround yourself with the good people that will help you to motivate these youths, maximise our oil production, leverage our vast natural gas resources, develop our tourism sector, fertilise our agricultural landscape and make Nigeria once again a force to be reckoned with. It can, and must be done. Sir.

Sir if you are able to complete these three tasks over the next four years or at least lay a solid unshakable foundation on which they can be further developed then you will go down in history as one of our greatest leaders. However, if not then you will be seen as someone who just rode his Goodluck. The ball Sir is now in your court.

As we celebrate your inauguration today, and being the eternal optimist, I say to you.. It's a new, a new dawn, a new life....and I'm feeling good. Hope I can say the same next year and the year after.

To close I wish you a great inauguration and hope that the rumours of the purported budget for this event are wholly untrue and greatly exaggerated. Finally,if I may be so bold as to offer you some friendly advice? Please always divide any budget you are presentedto sign by 100 before signing. I do this with Iyawo all the time and it works a treat. Try it. You will be amazed how much can be saved.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Anti -climax......


So you are still here as well then? The world did not end? We did not cross the final frontier. It's back to work then. The daily grind. Traffic, noise, stress, hawkers, okadas, LASTMA, MOPOL. Yes me too.I understand though that there was a slight miscalculation and it will definitely happen in five months. So something to look forward to then? Might even buy a new suit this time. Just to be really ready. Maybe it was my cynicism and negativity that forced the apocalypse to be called off. This time I'm going to be more optimistic. COME ONNNNN!!!!!

Till then however, oya back to the grind.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Just in case........


I don’t believe in goobledegook or any of this end of the world rubbish however since so many of these crackpots have flooded the internet with news that it will all come to an end tonight I just thought it better to put some final thoughts down to be on the safe side. If anything does happen then I want the cockroaches (they seem to be the only ones guaranteed all manner of calamity) to be able to read my words and understand my legacy. I apologise now that there won’t be much left in the cash department as being a creative type – money is just not one of my priorities in life (I guess I should have mentioned this to Iyawo earlier. Right before she said those immortal words – for richer and for poorer. Well she has certainly experienced a lot of one and has big dreams about the other.

The legacy I would like to leave is of a loving, considerate, thoughtful, caring, sensual, all around MAN. But you know how I hate to lie and I’m not Cliff Richard. So what I really leave is the legacy of a man, like millions of others, who woke up every day and tried his honest best for his loved ones, his parents, near relatives, friends and associates. A man who tried not to judge, criticise, lie. A man who tried to make everything he touched better. A man for whom words were a constant companion through all the highs and lows. A man who hung on to hope at every turn and believed there was something better around the corner.A man who like many others tried to live by the ten commandments and other moral guidelines – minus the neighbour’s wife bit. Nothing has actually happened with my neighbour’s wife but come 11.59pm tonight if it looks like it is all going pear-shaped well……

Friday, May 20, 2011

I have become comfortably numb....


So now we see the charges that have been levelled against the IMF boss in NY. The identity of the accuser has been revealed. We hear that bank managers in Nigeria are being charged with stealing 70/80/100/500 billion naira. We hear that over 800 people are killed because of a political election. We read that the IRA have threatened to blow up something to disrupt the Queen's visit to Ireland. We are told that The Terminator "I'll be back" did go back many times to a member of his household. So many times that she bore him a child. And it goes on and on and on.

How does one cope with this deluge. It seeps in through every available means - phone, email, BB, Twitter, Facebook, News channels, Radio, TV,overheard conversations. It is constant. It is jarring.It is tiring. After a while one has to be careful otherwise the men in the white coats will come in their lovely van with the padded walls to take one away.

That is why for now - I have become comfortably numb. How do you cope?

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Which way is North?



Over the past few weeks I have been thinking about our moral compass. The compass by which we as the human race define right and wrong. It seems to me over the past few weeks and months that this has shifted somewhat. As a matter of fact it has probably been shifting subtly over the past few years but now it seems to be on a bigger scale.

I look at the situation of the Americans sneaking into Pakistan to assassinate Bin Laden and dump his body at sea. Is this really the right way for a "superpower" to behave? A country to whom most of the world for all ends and purposes turns to for guidance, whether willingly or not, consciously or unconsciously? If Nigeria decides to send troops into Cameroon to wipe out a village who would be able to stand up and say this is not right?

Then there's the IMF boss who allegedly committed a rape. Since then he has been forced to resign, there has been a scramble for his job!!, he is locked up in Rikers Island (trust me that place is not for toddlers) and all the while we have not even heard the man's side of the story. I mean he could be guilty as sin but what is the point in having courts if the decision of guilt is made at the point of arrest?

And what about the killings of civilians in the Middle East who are just asking for the right to eat, live and love? What morality allows them to be slaughtered so that those in power can continue to be in power?

And in Nigeria it seems the compass has really been thrown on its head. What area of life can one point to and say that it is the way it should be? From Pastors buying private jets off the tithes of the suffering masses, to the violence problems in the North, the disappearance of billions not only from Government but banks? Wherefore health, education or welfare?

Somebody please tell me - Which way is North?

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Passion










Passion
Can't be
Secret
Underated
Ever sated
Always fiery
Smoking
On the boil
Bubbling
Overlapping
Whoosh
Wow
Woah tiger
Can’t control it
Can’t contain it
Man or woman
Doesn’t matter
Fever
Flu
Malaria
Sweaty brow
All the symptoms
All at once
Yet no cure
Nothing needed
No use pretending
You see
I got it bad
Passion...

For words.
For writing.
For life.
For love.